FROM: Balisongcollector #1

TO: Balisongcollector HQ

RE: Bladeshow 2001 Report

PRIORITY: First

SECURITY: Top Secret

TIME STAMP: 13:42:18 EDT

TEXT:

Located Mike Turber in the WOW booth at the extreme back corner of the hall.

Beard appears real.

No Tachyon. The prototype is supposed to arrive tomorrow.

I did manage to steal a copy of this secret plan:

click on the picture for a larger view

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