FROM: Balisongcollector #1

TO: Balisongcollector HQ

RE: Bladeshow 2001 Report

PRIORITY: First

SECURITY: Top Secret

TIME STAMP: 18:22:46 EDT

TEXT:

Spotted the hat apparently looking at sharpening equipment at the DMT Booth. Unfortunately, by the time I got there, he'd turned slightly and, being so skinny, disappeared again.